blazepress:

These are pictures of different dried human tears. Grief, laughter, onion and change. Each type has a different chemical makeup which makes them appear different.

blazepress:

These are pictures of different dried human tears. Grief, laughter, onion and change. Each type has a different chemical makeup which makes them appear different.

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

The towel rack broke, which only comes up to my midsection (I’m 5’1) and when I told him I managed to fix it but he was out of screws he asked if I was hanging off it when it broke.

Then there was the time the dog peed on the carpet and he said Kristen, stop making a mess! In front of my then boyfriend.

Or when we play video games and I win and he says the controller’s battery died.

Oh dad. <3

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I’m so broke I don’t have money for new flannel pjs. But that’s okay. Because bright side? 13 pound feet warmers named Logan and Coco. ;) 

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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Sunshine after a short but lovely rain.

Sunshine after a short but lovely rain.

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

yesssss

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I need a shirt for Christmas. It shall read: Don&#8217;t ask about school, dating, work, and money.

I need a shirt for Christmas. It shall read: Don’t ask about school, dating, work, and money.